Cock Paddled


the female equivalent of being “p-ssy whipped.”

abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.
annette: omg, stacy! you always leave me for him… you are so c-ck paddled.

stacy: like omg, not even, we just have the flu again… and we have homework to do.

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