cock portfolio
a list of men in whom time has been invested, s-xually.
girl 1: i don’t want to go to that bar.
girl 2: but you haven’t slept with the bartender there yet. c’mon, he’d be a wise investment in your c-ck portfolio–we’ll get free drinks!
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- contact solution
multi – purpose no rub solution that is used for soft contact lenses to remove harmful protiens and clean hey i have contacts and i use contact solution
- Corpse Reviver 2
a really disgusting tasting c-cktail that is strong enough to revive a corpse. 3/4 ounce gin. 3/4 ounce cointreau. 3/4 ounce lillet blanc. 3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice. 2 dashes absinthe person 1: ugh, i just wanna forget everything. person 2: one corpse reviver 2 coming right up, broski…
- Countersue
to sue a person and/or company who is sueing you, in an automatic reaction. may result in a break even in claims. a:”that b-tch is trying to sue me!” b:”ow you better countersue her -ss off!” a:”h-ll yeah motherf-cka!”
- cracks in the ceiling panels
in the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. this allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds. “dude! there’s people in […]