Cock promote


the opposite of c-ck blocking. the act of talking your buddy up.
guy 1: “dude, you were h-lla c-ck blocking last night! i was gonna get with her!”
guy 2: “no man! i was c-ck promoting the h-ll out of you! that b-tch doesn’t even like me–i only c-ck promote!”
guy 1: “..bullsh-t.”

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