cock punch


a swift punch, delivered to a male’s genitals.
he is such a f-cktard, he deserves a good c-ck punch.
a punch to someones groin area
bill drank tom’s last beer, so tom gave him a c-ckpunch
1:a big thud to a man’s pud
2:a legendary online player on star wars battlefront ii, known for his battle cry “you’ve been punched…..in the c-ck!”
dude my manhood hurts after that d-ck nasty c-ck punch.
closed-fist blow to the p-n-s
these folks deserve a big c-ck-punch.
not just a word, but a way of life.
dude i’m totally going to c-ckpunch that guido in the ed hardy ensemble.
the act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male s-x.

it’s generally considered that the true c-ck punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.
protaganist #1 – i’m gonna sh-g your mum

protaganist #2 – not tonight your not

protaganist #1 – aaaaahhhhhhhh!

protaganist #2 – no one expects the c-ck punch
a closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.
dave haldane was not prepared for the extreme c-ckpunching he would receive for not giving rachel a part in school’s production of the rocky horror picture show.

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