Cock Reaching


when someone make a lame -ss attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. it’s a known fact, that c-ck reachers perform the act of c-ck reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.
person1: “i ate pizza today for lunch.”
person2: “oh, i bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth.”
person2 is clearly guilty of c-ck reaching.

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