cock ring


a constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the p-n-s, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
my roommate’s girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so i hooked him up with a c-ck ring for his birthday.
an elastic ring which fits around the base of the p-n-s. it constricts the veins which drain blood from the p-n-s, thereby strengthening an erection. bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as “o-rings”, they are black in colour. also available in s-x shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.also increases the sensation during -j-c-l-t–n as it constricts the urethra.
i had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as i was very nervous. we had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a c-ck ring at the base of my d-ck. after that, i had no problems.
the ring one slides onto the p-n-s so that it sits at the base of the p-n-s against the body, keeping the p-n-s erect after -j-c-l-t–n. (for the woman’s extended pleasure.) (or mans.)
“does this c-ckring make me look fat?”
an instrument used to squeeze the p-n-s and the b-lls together. it produces an immense sensation of feminization which any masculine individual really serious about s-x and love should entertain and meditate.
the day when every man will use regularly a c-ckring will be a day of cooler, calmer and more respectful mutually enhancing s-x.
tool used for males whose p-n-ses cannot stay hard long enough to get their girlfriend to have an -rg-sm
that loser had to use a c-ck ring
insult, insinuating a person enjoys being worn on a c-ck (like the literary term)
“that guys such a c-ck ring”
the h-m-s-xual version of “booty call.” when a person calls your cell phone explicitly to ask for s-x.
“hey peter, who was that on the phone just now?”
“it was jake, i gotta go”
“dammit peter! diching us for a c-ck ring again?”

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