Cock Rocket


an explosive projectile -j-c-l-t–n.
oh boy that c-ck rocket went far.
a large explosice rocket in the extreme likelyness of a c-ck that is shot from your pelvic area.

used by super heroes.

good s-x toy for the girl who likes it rough.
c-ck rocket away!
an extremely fast erection
andrew got a c-ck rocket from watching the strippper
when you shoot a load of s-m-n across the room by holding onto the base of your p-n-s while you -j-c-l-t- and then releasing your grip 2-3 seconds after c-ming.
joe shot a c-ck rocket across the room at maxium velocity after and intense s-xual encounter with his wife.
not a compliment. a c-ck rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the -sschiefs and has earned the t-tle of “c-ck >.>”. the “rocket” part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing sh-t off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. jabberjaw much?
guy: aww f-ck, rejected again…today isnt my day.
some random f-ckface: ha! i bagged three b-tches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
guy: as if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp d-ck you c-ckrocket!
when you change any form of picture you can to display the shape of a p-n-s.

when you think that something looks like a p-n-s, when it is quite obvious it’s not…

when you draw a p-n-s (or any s-xual picture), and do a really detailed drawing around it to make it look like something else
c-ck rocket examples:
aeroplanes
people making gestures in maths textbooks =s
anything that is long and rounded at one end
anything that as two circles before it
the video “is it a p-n-s” on youtube (y)
when darcy sees something in a mathsbook and says “that could so be a p-n-s…”
a car of the type that compensates for having a tiny d-ck. usually low to the ground, black or yellow and sounds like the -sshole of h-ll.
brands: lamborghini, ferrari, maserati, etc
so i was driving down beach road and this old guy in a c-ck rocket cuts me off and laughs at my sh-tty car! f-ck i hate rich ppl :p

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