Cock Rocking Twat Waffle
a very unclean female that likes sucking d-ck so much because her tw-t looks like a r-t-rd smashed it in with a sledge hammer …………ruint vage
when she took her pants her tw-t looked so nasty he screamed o no you c-ck rocking tw-t waffle thats discusting
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