Cock Salute


whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. a great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
ex.1: lt garcia got pretty p-ssed when i gave her the c-ck salute this morning on the pier, d-mn b-tch got me on extra duty now.

ex.2: as you approach ron jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a c-ck salute, and carry on your day.

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