Cock Schplack


a s-xual manuever involving the slapping of one’s erect p-n-s on the cheek and or forehead of the s-xual counterpart. it is imperative that s-m-n is present at the tip of the schl-ng. after the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.
i c-ck schplacked dat ho.

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