cock shredder
getting a bl-w j-b from a woman who has f-cked up teeth and leaves your d-ck shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
tim: omg, what happened to ur d-ck?
tom: i don’t know man, i didn’t know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
tim: and???
tom: well i didn’t know she would be a c-ck shredder, but i should have known….it was leah!!
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