Cock Slime
a think viscous substance originating from the shaft of the males s-xual organ. usually -ssociated with some sort of std, but can also occur if the guys d-nk is extremely sweaty or just plain gross. watch out! c-ck slime is contagious and if another mans tip touches yours, your body will start secreting the stuff from your man-meat as well. on the other hand, c-ck slime is also a premo lubricant and -ssists in self-stimulation.
i rubbed my littler motherf-cker raw, and it was enjoyable thanks to c-ck slime! its also tasty on my eggs
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