cock spider
ur d-ck in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .
d-mn ur mom gave me a c-ck spider last night ..
a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. this must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.
do you see that c-ckspider?
yeah i bet he just f-cked those carnies over there.
gross.
one of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a c-ckroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper cl-ssification.
quick, kill it” (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) “was that a spider? a c-ckroach? a cricket?” “no, i’m pretty sure it was a c-ckspider
an accidental creature created when eric misheard the phrase “clock spider” the c-ck spider is a p-n-s with 8 spidery legs. the c-ck spider’s arch enemy is the c-ck biter
a:”did you see the pictures of clock spider?”
e:”what?! a c-ck spider?”
a:”what? no- wait… c-ck spider?”
e:”….sounds pretty cool”
e””i smell a doodle coming up
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