cock stalking


stalking a guy you find attractive. which includes following him places, texting and calling him every five minutes, getting mad when he’s with other girls even though he barely knows your name
josh: did you see karen just follow me into this store
tim: yeah dude, she’s totally c-ck stalking you
when one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. opposite of c-ck blocking
garrison: hey you should ask ashley to prom

harold: i don’t really want to go though

carolynn: but she wants you to ask her

harold: i don’t want to go though…she’ll be embarssed if she goes with me

garrison: why would she be embarr-ssed, just ask her

carolynn: yeah, dont be a p-ssy, ask her

harold: stop c-ck stalking me!
becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of p-n-ses to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his c-cksize to the centimeter.
“iv got enough c-ckstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!”
when one n-gg- is lookin at anotha n-gg-s facebook profile trying to figga out what the n-gg- is up to.
ex – i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago….n-gg- stop c-ck-stalking!
a rather large condom
i had to wear the c-ck stalking while bagging your mother.

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