cock stock
c-ckasians incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by umbc scrats. the only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples’ property on ebay for outrageous deals.
c-ckasians incorporated has been recognized by the nyse (new york stock exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol ‘c-ck’.
“invest in some cold refreshing c-ck stock.”
“c-ck is rising! buy c-ck, d-mnit!”
“that chap over there is getting c-ck! he must know something we don’t. quick, everyone get c-ck! don’t stop until you have c-ck coming out your ears!”
alternate meaning for s-m-n or sperm.
jim and jenny wanted to have a baby so jim went to the doctor to check on his c-ck stock levels.
the act of leading on muliple males in order to build up a dating “safety net.”
celestine has been c-ckstocking all of those guys because she’s worried she won’t get mateo.
friend 1: becky is totally c-ckstocking you! she really wants hamilton!
ben: it’s cool. i’m bis-xual so my dating pool is still very large.
the relative value of one’s s-xual perception by one’s peers. c-ck stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of -ss attained by the holder of said stock. c-ck stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. however, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
johnny banged a supermodel last night at the victoria’s secret christmas party! his c-ck stock is through the roof!
like stock art, a picture of a p-n-s, v-g-n-, breast, -n-s, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybers-x.
susie was really looking forward to meeting bobby in person. but when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used c-ck stock. his p-n-s was definitely not that big.
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