Cock surprise
a s-xual act. to began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your p-n-s on her right shoulder (if placed on the left side it is a p-n-s surprise not a c-ck surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your c-ck in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose c-ck to teeth.
i was about to give her a c-ck surprise but she had braces .
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