cock swaddle
the act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.
i know that donnie employed the c-ck swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn’t stink like -ss, and one of my hand towels was missing. what a f-cker.
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