cock swagger
the motion of erect or semi erect p-n-s when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you’re having s-x all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the p-n-s in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and f-cked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get f-cked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the c-ck swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy sh-t dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we’re friends, right?
to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.
dude, your c-ckswagger p-sses me off, you got a baby d-ck, not a daddy d-ck.
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