cock touching roach
a c-ckroach that happens to be sitting on one’s towel when one attempts to dry one’s genitals (or -n-s).
when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squash-ge will usually result, causing the present death of the violative c-ckroach.
you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the c-ck touching roach.
there was a c-ck touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.
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