cock wagon

a wagon that gladly takes aboard c-ck / c-cks. this insult has two levels, the first being that they are -ssociated with c-cks, whilst the second implies that they take on c-cks regularly and the choice of wagon is perhaps the worst possible vehicle to apply deepening the insult further.

man1: i would begg it off of anyone, i would even begg it to a c-ck

man2: get away from me you c-ck wagon

6 more definitions
a person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.
chuck: hahaha – some guy parked his car too close to mine so i keyed his car. i r the greatest.

tom: dude you’re a c-ckwagon.
to sneak out or leave work early by catching a ride with the boss or supervisor

riding with a boss or supervisor for personal benefit.
” hey where’s randy? oh he jumped aboard the c-ck wagon, he’s long gone”
the equivalent of calling someone a d-ck and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete -sshole.
jim: hey girls, you know i’m the best you’ll ever get, and i know you want me, but you know i’m busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
-jim leaves-

girl one: jim lets his ego go to his head, and he’s really not that cute at all. and i’m not interested at all.

girl two: yeah, you’re right. he’s a c-ck-wagon.
phrase used when under extreme stress or trying to make people leave you alone by acting like you have turrets.
while sitting around doing nothing jim just started yelling “c-ck wagon wagon wagon wagon”
to be consistantly un-employed due to termination. to consistantly over exagagerate and lie. to consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
can u believe the bullsh-t that comes out of that c-ckwagons mouth??
a chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.
holy sh-t, the c-ck wagon has l-b–s to her f-ckin knees!