Cock-yoghurt


noun: s-m-n
i was on my way into the peep-show booth, when i slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of c-ck-yoghurt.

they really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
the white stuff that comes out of a mans p-n-s.

c-m
deb: “so what happened last night?”

jess: “i got kens c-ck yoghurt stuck up my nose last night, i fell asleep so its all dry now, i thought i had white bogies”

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