cockage blockage
a. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka brandon o.
b. when said “friend/room mate” is always around and wants to be gay with you aka brandon o.
what a c-ckage blockage brandon.
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