cockamamie


adj.: crazy, off-kilter. a word you use when you can’t think of the proper terminology.
“this c-ckamamie washing machine never works properly.”
talking out of your -ss. bullsh-t.
he was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and i asked him ‘what kind of c-ckamamie story was that?’

trifling; nearly valueless.
bond, james bond, told a c-ckamamie story.
1) adj. foolish, silly, unreasonable.

2)v. to have s-xual intercourse with the dead widow of dwight d. eisenhower.
1) invading iraq was a c-ckamamie idea.

2) i wanna c-ckamamie but the best i can do is get a handjob from ladybird johnson.

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