cockamated


out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

variation of the word “c-ckamamie”.
dave: hey diana, what seems to be the problem?

diana: i can’t seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. my print jobs keep coming out all c-ckamated.

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