cockanus


a man putting his own c-ck in his -ss.
man 1: “look, i’ve managed to put my own c-ck in my -ss!”

man 2: “yeah, the good ol’ c-ck-n-s”
(1)a lyric from a tenacious d song.(2)a big hairy v-g-n- eating monster that smells like sh-t and looks like a c-ck.(3)dean dowdall
you f-cking c-ck-n-s.the person recieving the abuse is therefore either number (2) or number (3)

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