cockapult
a catapult fashioned from an erect p-n-s. often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (a “craze” started by dane cook).
i was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and i spotted a jar of cashews. well i placed one on the tip of my dong and c-ckapulted it up into my mouth.
the act of flinging sh-t off the p-n-s. the user squats, legs together, with berries out front and erect p-n-s between the legs. the user then defecates on the erect p-n-s, opens his legs and flings the -n-l b-tter across the room.
in 2007, jim set the c-ck-a-pult world record by launching a 14oz corn loaf 20 meters.
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