Cockayas
if someone is a c-ckayas they ruin jokes.
they may bring down your ideas or flatten partys,
much like a c-ck in the -ss.
also referred to in tenacious d’s song inward singing.
guy 1: so, two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
the nun who is driving says to the other, “quick! show him your cross.”
so the other nun leans out of the window and shouts..
guy 2: ‘get off our f-cking car’, yeah.. f-cking hilarious.
guy 1: c-ckayas!
dude 1: i’m totally dressing as the joker this halloween
dude 2: yeah just like everyone did last year
dude 1: fine! you try to come up with rad costumes ideas! c-ckayas!
girl 1: so i was at this great party the other night, talking to this cute guy, then jen gets to the party and totally scares him off..
girl 2: what a c-ckayas!
girl 1: am sayin’.
tenacious d’s inward singing:
(jack) -referring to inward singing- and i can sing like that all f-ckin night…
(kage) wow… it wasn’t really non-stop though. there was a slight…
(jack)ahh shut up! it is non stop and the other thing is that when i’m f-cking singing in it sounds even better than when i’m singing out!
shut up! f-ck you! you f-ckin d-ck! always ney saying everything i create! you piece of sh-t, you create something like inward singing! you f-cking sh-t you f-cking sit in your tower…
-kage laughing-
(jack)…and f-cking nap… what’s funny? you f-cking b-tch!
-kage continues to laugh-
(jack)f-ckin, f-ck yeah, f-ckin… c-ckayas! (long pause) you’re fired from the band.
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