Cockballs Assington
c-ckb-lls -ssington iii is an infamous duke of -ssington, a province of south wales. c-ckb-lls -ssington i hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of ethanol. british petroleum bought out his shares and -ssington became “new money” overnight. his grandson, c-ckb-lls -ssington iii is known for being a billlionaire playboy. a reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surp-sses his social graces, -ssington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. -ssington was once reported to have said, “i have more b-st-rds than billions.” the phrase”c-ckb-lls -ssington” is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of -ssington’s affronting nature.
hey chap. did you hear that the future queen is a commoner?” “holy c-ckb-lls -ssington!
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