cockband


when one plays ones c-ck as an instrument in the game rockband
alex: “dude i forgot my other guitar”
craig: “dont worry man we’ll play c-ckband instead”
a spinoff of rockband:
the instruments are as follows

tromb-n-r (trombone)
s-xophone (saxophone)
c-ms (drums)- when a guy hits his c-ck against a drum pad
p-n-st (pianist)- when a guy presses on certain places of his c-ck to make a squeeky sound
the c-ck band performed at the gay parade
verb-the act of playing rockband with ones p-n-s
i was c-ckbanding last night for 2 hours

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