Cockblock your own cock
v. to self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to s-xual intercourse and/or foreplay.
danny: what happened? i thought she liked you?
brent: i thought so too! i mean, one minute we were making out, then i started talking about the differences between pokemon and yu-gi-oh, then …
danny: wait, seriously?! … only you could c-ckblock your own c-ck.
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