Cockblockalypse Now


getting c-ck blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema
-about to pull your date-

“continuing on, i really think martin sheen’s shoe choice is quite significant and the background is… ”

“hey dude, stop talking about francis ford coppola films. go audition for c-ckblockalypse now, you’ll get the part for sure -sshol'”

-the end-

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