cockblockery
the art and practice of c-ckblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of c-ckblocking. however, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, c-ckblocking activity.
this has to be at least the tenth time stu has destroyed my chances. that guy’s penchant for c-ckblockery knows no bounds.
the conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all p-ssy within a certain defined radius. the act committed by a career c-ck blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
“jesus christ, that william may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of c-ck blockery!”
“that ain’t no sh-t brother… we better move out of his orbit before we’re victims of a fruitless c-nt shopping expedition!”
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