Cockblockistan


a small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
friend: (12:00am call) i’m drunk and h-rny..come over
dad: sorry cant do it. i cant leave c-ckblockistan

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