cockblockjutsu


a c-ck blocker who is so good at c-ck blocking that it seems he practices c-ck blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.
me: the c-ckblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:what do you mean bro?
me: i have been c-ckblocked at least 10 times since we got here. i think allot of the bros here are c-ckblockjutsu specialists.

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