cockblowalypse


when a girl who does not do bj’s gives her significant other a bl-wj-b that blows their mind.
when your girlfriend who doesn’t suck d-ck actually sucks d-ck after years of neglect a c-ckblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.

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