cockbobbler
a person who “bobbles” the c-ck whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the s-xual experience. this usually involves the p-n-s popping out of the mouth and the giver of the bl-w j-b having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the bl-w j-b.
the bl-w j-b was okay, but amanda is such a c-ckbobbler because she gets so into it.
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