a female whose role is to introduce one closeted bis*xual man to another closeted bis*xual man.
sara: some dude on tumblr is asking about you
bill: send me a pic of his c*ck
sara: no problem bill, i will be the c*ckduit.
- hip and dip
when someone decides to text you after a long period of time just to be hip and then leave again. person 1: alright i’ll talk to you later person 2: aight bro *3 months later* person 1: i heard you talk to sally person 2: i don’t where’d you hear that. person 1: oh my […]
- beans greens potatoes tomatoes
a sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving i got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey you nammmmeee ittt
- petoskey girls
petoskey girls are typically hot northern hill billys who primarily have their sh*t togehter. d*mn, those petoskey girls really know how to drive a rubicon on that two track!
- truffle salt
the residue from the truffle b*tter on the sheets that has dried. “d*mn bro that sl*t left that truffle salt all over my sheets.”