Cocked Myself


when you’re completely aware of being c-cky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that’s left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal
listen jess, i’m not trying to be c-cky here, but i have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but three geds and, well, i just c-cked myself.

whaatt did you see the new dane cook stand-up? c-cked myself bro like.. haha

skitsofrinic-farmer dale repeatably c-cked himself.

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