cockfax report
much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy’s c-ck is based on a combination of size, skill, and history
girl 1:that boy is cute! i wonder what his c-ckfax report looks like…
girl 2:oh, you don’t want that one. i heard it has been in a few too many “accidents!”
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