Cockizard


the legendary pokémon of the pokémon d-ck version from generation 69. it is a p-n-s type and is 2x weak against the v-g-n- type legendary, v-lv-saur, from the opposite game, pokémon p-ssy version.
guy 1: hey bro, let’s battle! my c-ckizard versus your v-lv-saur!

guy 2: yeah dude!

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