Cockless Blocker


a female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
cher – heeeyyyy dya mind if my friend mark dances with usss, heeesh really niice…and heeeeesh shingle (wink)

phil – hey mark, cher is totally messing sh-t up for you with those girls. shes making you look a total mong

mark – i know dude, she is a proper c-ckless blocker when she’s hammered.

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