Cocklolz


a synonym of “d-ck jokes.” usually, a p-n-s that is worthy of c-cklolz is undersized, crooked or mis-shapen, inverted, or unusually colored.
alyssa: you’re so c-cky. tw-t.
me: i don’t see how i’m being c-cky.
alyssa: oh that’s right, there’s nothing for you to be c-cky with you little asian wh-r-. hahahah
me: you can sip on those c-cklolz all you like, i could choke a b-tch with it.

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