cockmatic
a c-cktail made with gin, lime, and a splash of orange extract.
jill drank a c-ckmatic and spilled it all over her face.
roughly translates to ‘my c-ck is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs’
cam’ron writes: “i unlock handcuffs, my c-ckmatics”
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