cockmeat sandwich


it’s a bl-wj-b, but not just any typical bl-wj-b. the main difference is that the bl-wj-b is given by two people instead of just one. the two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever’s c-ck is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. thus, the name “c-ckmeat sandwich” and always involve at least 3 people.

from 2008 movie
harold & k-mar escape from guantanamo bay.

this term was used when big bob (a guard in guantanamo bay) asked harold & k-mar to get hungry real fast and eat his c-ckmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
a bl-wj-b basically.
big bob’s coming in to give you a c-ckmeat sandwich! be prepared!
a bl-wj-b
used in the 2008 movie
harold & k-mar escape from guantanamo bay
-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your c-ckmeat sandwich?
k-mar:i’ve never sucked a d-ck before.i bet it sucks d-ck!
(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

a type of bl-wj-b that involves two persons sucking another one’s b-lls at the same time, thus sandwiching the p-n-s, or the “meat”. this term was created by an awesome movie called “harold & k-mar 2: escape from guantanamo bay”
example 1: hey girls! wanna give me a c-ck meat sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a bl-wj-b?
example 2:

big bob – so are ya’ll ready for your c-ck meat sandwich?
harold – uhh…..no?
big bob – well ya’ll better get down quick! ’cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya’ll….(c-ck comes out).

later on…

k-mar – so are you a h-m-s-xual for making us suck your d-ck?
big bob – there’s nothing wrong about getting your d-ck sucked! you’re the one that’s gay for sucking my d-ck!!
when you go to guantanamo bay and you have to suck big bob’s big fat d-ck
big bob: ya’ll ready for your c-ck meat sandwich

harold: umm….no

big bob: well you better get hungry real quick cuz i got a lotta meat

k-mar: tell me before we do this, are all the guards on guantanamo bay gay?

big bob: f-ck no, aint nothin gay about getting your d-ck sucked.

big bob: your the ones who are gay for sucking my d-ck.

big bob: infact it creeps me out just being around you f-gs.
a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a p-n-s, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison’s guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.
“ready for your c-ckmeat sandwich… i hope you like extra mayo!”
sucking d-ck basically
big bob: are you boys ready for your c-ck-meat-sandwich
(some time/words p-ss buy)
k-mar: d-mn, his d-ck smells like sh-t

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