Cockmed


a person named ahmed who is a h-m-s-xual and likes it up the -ss. objects may include dynamite sticks, chair legs and last but not least good old c-ck. enjoys fisting his own -ss, blowing every member of the toronto argos, and shoving empty shot gun sh-lls in his own -ss. he is richard simmons gay.
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c-ckmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.

after watching jersey sh-r-, c-ckmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. so he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.

c-ckmed sh-ts over tennis racquets so he doesn’t loose the condoms he swallows.

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