cockmeister


to put simply, a master of c-ck.
d-mn he actually won the c-ckfight. what a c-ckmeister.
a pr-ck, c-ck or all round t-ss-r who’s legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average c-ck to become a c-ck meister – king of tw-ts, master of c-cks and all round uncle munty!
martin -ss-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the c-ck meister he is.
people that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a f-ckwhit.
‘ah you wotk for the police, you c-ckmeister,’
someone in the game known as blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit
“that c-ckmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! that greedy f-ggot!”
people that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a f-ckwhit.
you c-ckmeister
see nellex
people who don’t like the matrix are c-ckmeisters

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