cocknative dissonance
when your mind tells you to avoid someone but your d-ck tells you to go for it.
last night i had serious c-cknative dissonance, i was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but i still wanted to hook up with her.
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