Cockpipe Cosmonaut


quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a h-m-s-xual men. this is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their s-xuality.
idiot #1 “duhuhuh richard is a c-ckpipe cosmonaut”
richard “congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you r-t-rd.”

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