Cockrobber
one who steals p-n-ses.
that c-ckrobber! i hope my insurance will pay for my new p-n-s.
the c-ckrobber stole the man’s p-n-s while he was watching “friends.”
g-d! pete is whipped! his girlfriend is a real c-ckrobber…figuratively!
a female c-ck-blocker. this female blocks access to a c-ck by intercepting and stealing the c-ck that is already being pursued by another girl.
i was totally going to get with rick, but that c-ck robber jewels stole him! that b-tch.
a person who not only c-ck-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
i was h-tting on this chick at the bar, right? but some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total c-ck-robber.
a c-ck robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you’re done with him, also a sk-nk.
i really thought we were gonna get it in then that c-ck robber b-tch stole him, wtf???
n. medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed p-n-ses to pleasure themselves with.
go f-ck yourself, c-ckrobber.
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