Cocksucker Convention


when two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. this is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.
bryan:
hey paul, are you headed to costa rica this year?

paul:
f-ck that sh-t! you really think i’d go to the c-cksucker convention.

bryan:
you did last year.

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